dw817's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Da Story of 50 Cent]

Well ..

This is some nice work. I didn't find the story too interesting and I grade high marks mostly for original vector graphics, not photos.

Sorry. :)

David

BlackeyClock responds:

Foo, you betta change that grade cuz I dont back down.

[The Story of Skunk Head]

Nicely done ..

That boy certainly was taking a CLOSE look up that girl's skirt on the teeter totter. :)

While I'd like to condemn the violence in this, unfortunately, this is pretty well the way there is a pecking order for youths that age.

Making the circle with Indian Reservation was pushing it though. You may get some flak from real Indians on that.

Other than that, very nicely done !
Please keep making more great Shockwave movies !

David

[Gordon - Episode 4]

Well done ..

This is more an overall rating of all of your episodes for Gordon in Marioland.

When you finish up the last episode of Gordon, you should link all of them together to one large SWF file so we can see all the episodes in order without having to pause to bring up a new window for each one. :)

David

[nash feeds on tampons]

OMIGOD

Never riffle through a women's belongings. :)

Great job, Max. :D

David

[Adam Android Strikes Back]

Very Well Done ..

Absolutely Incredible graphics, animation, and story presentation. :)

ALL MY 5 R BELONG TO THIS

David

[Homestar Enjoys Himself]

Not bad ..

Your hero looks like an uncooked bread roll pastry from Pillsbury with legs and wearing a crown no less. Aside from that.

There was singing in there. I gathered a few words.

Man, SH!T. Couldn't make out the others.

Sorry. :)

David

[S&R Part 1 -Ineffable Pie]

And answer me this ..

Aside from wanting to know what the big deal is behind strawberries and clocks why are they always generated with a voice synthesizer for speech ?

(not in the SWF loop)

David

[S&R 2 - Cape Cadaveral]

Ok, answer me this ..

Just what the !!! is the deal with fruits and clocks ? I'm sorry if I'm the last to know, but I know it's not a localized mania (with just one SWF artist - I've seen this on several sites).

What is it with the fruits and clocks ?!
Someone please let me know.

David

[Jason Kantoo!]

You can't hide it ..

You either REALLY like Harry Potter or REALLY DON'T. In any case, you've expressed to me far more than words were capable that you are dangerous both to yourself and others and should be put on a slow drip IV of a combination of morphine, lime jello (store brand is fine), and Sodium Benzoate (to preserve freshness). :)

David

[Super COOL Anime]

Treading On One's Own Entrails ..

DO NOT DIS JAPAN.
We have a lot to be grateful for because of them, the least of which is Anime. The ABSOLUTE only only sexual gratification release of adolescent boys everywhere, myself included.

And I still hold true that I'm not going to marry anyone unless they have naturally BLUE hair.

Rose my G/F (15 years we've been together now) says I'm going to have a long wait.
:)

David